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``I know that you are true to the Army. I only hope it remains a standing Army.'' |
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The Napoleon Sketch from I'll Say She Is! |
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3 | (10) |
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``You can even get stucco---oh, how you can get stucco.'' |
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Dialogue from The Cocoanuts |
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13 | (8) |
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``One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas.'' |
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Dialogue from Animal Crackers |
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21 | (7) |
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``You bet I'm shy. I'm a shyster lawyer.'' |
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Dialogue from Monkey Business |
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28 | (4) |
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``There'll be no diving for this cigar.'' |
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Dialogue from Horse Feathers |
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32 | (5) |
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``Go, and never darken my towels again!'' |
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37 | (9) |
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``I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters.'' |
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Dialogue from the lost radio shows, Flywheel, Shyster, and Flywheel |
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46 | (26) |
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``You haven't got a baboon in your pocket, have you?'' |
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Dialogue from A Night at the Opera |
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72 | (7) |
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``Say, you're awfully large for a pill.'' |
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Dialogue from A Day at the Races |
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79 | (8) |
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``I had dinner with my celebrated pen pal, T. S. Eliot.'' |
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87 | (26) |
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``Right from the feeding.'' |
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113 | (13) |
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``I am sometimes jealous of my past.'' |
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From fugitive comic pieces and articles |
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126 | (83) |
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``I'll never forget my wedding day . . . they threw vitamin pills.'' |
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Selections from You Bet Your Life |
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